Imagine if you collected… 19th August 2008
All the water you’ve ever drunken
All the air you’ve ever breathed
All the food you’ve ever eaten
All the dead skin you’ve ever shed
All the energy you’ve ever put into laughter
All your thinking power you’ve ever used
All the faeces you’ve ever expelled
All the nails you’ve ever cut
All the bad things you’ve said about other people
All the Lego in the world
All the farts you’ve ever farted
…And put each one into a small glass jar. O, the concentration.






Oh look at you, you lucky person; no one has left their mark yet - You can be the first!