You know how some pens with those detachable caps have those holes at the end of them? Do you know what they are there for? Do you want to know?

They are so babies or adults-alike don’t suffocate when they swallow the cap.

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I have big ears which means that I cannot listen to music through my headphones for extended periods of time, which is depressing.

Because it is simply too simple.

I find it really weird how every year winter seems colder, days seem to feel shorter and the rain rains harder - vice versa for summer as well. It all ends here, because here comes my favourite seasoning I like to sprinkle on my life - spring.

Time for when baby sheep come out of grown-up sheep and birds come out of white pebbles. And final exams. And nice warm weather.

Where to birds go when it rains really badly? Must suck to get all those beautiful feathers wet all the time when it rains, and then to find out you’re dying of hypothermia and foot/claw-cramps (because they’re clenching on the branches so hard so they don’t blow away).

All the water you’ve ever drunken
All the air you’ve ever breathed
All the food you’ve ever eaten
All the dead skin you’ve ever shed
All the energy you’ve ever put into laughter
All your thinking power you’ve ever used
All the faeces you’ve ever expelled
All the nails you’ve ever cut
All the bad things you’ve said about other people
All the Lego in the world
All the farts you’ve ever farted

…And put each one into a small glass jar. O, the concentration.

It never seems to stop raining in this land. There hasn’t been a day I can recently remember where there hasn’t been water falling from the sky.

I have the flu again…

Here, watch some exploding Elmo as I recover: