This is a true story which happened to an office worker in the City of Auckland. The man, which we will name KJBihfouahgfja, went to McDonalds to buy a burger (actually the place of purchase was not confirmed). He then went to sit outside an old church to consume his burger. The church was situated relatively close to the Auckland City Mission HQ. The Auckland City Mission helps the poor and unfortunate. One person who was from the Auckland City Mission sat next to KJBihfouahgfja and stated:

When you finish your burger, I’m going to beat you up.

Of course you don’t come across this statement often and you therefore treat it as a teaser statement. This was not to be the case on this occasion. KJBihfouahgfja was beaten after he consumed his burger. He sustained bruises and a cry. He also filed a police report later that day. I guess we could learn from this that life is no joke, the truth is always out there. Don’t take chances folks.