Merry Christmas children. I hope you get some nice presents. Take care in unwrapping your presents, so you can re-use the wrapping paper next year. Don’t throw away unwanted gifts! Reserve them, re-wrap them, and re-distribute them to people who you want to give something to, but at no cost. Oh and remember those Boxing day sales - so many good bargains! Stock up your presents for next year. Oh look, it’s a new layout for bthreen! Oh how brilliant. Thank you Santa, thank you Jesus. For Jesus is the reason for the season.

Oh and if you get cold for Christmas, don’t use it in a fire as it will add to the carbon emissions in the air, the greenhouse effect *wooo*. That reminds me - it’s awefully cold here. *Goodnight, it’s Christmas now. Nearly… 2 more minutes.*