This is not a convention for the weird-and-wonderful — However, it is a photo of the Negro being escorted. This Negro stupid today attempted to hijack a small propeller-driven aircraft and demanded it to be flown from New Zealand to Australia. This woman is mentally challenged because firstly, she is dressed in incredibly incorrect hijacking attire, but more notably, she is stupid to think that this micro-light-like plane is able to fly some 3000 km across the Pacific Ocean from NZ to Australia.

She stabbed the pilots in-flight, but then she was rejected as the pilots locked her out of the cockpit. The plane then continued to the final destination (from Blenheim to Christchurch) where she was greeted by a ginger police officer and a ninja.