Ever seen someone apart from people on WhatNow and clowns on TV getting (cream) pie-ed? For the first time ever, I witnessed a real-life pie-ing of someone - but with a mince and cheese pie. The run-down is as follows:

Hugo lines up at tuckshop. Eugene pushes in front of him, Hugo questions his actions and then Eugene starts to swear at him. At this moment I question Eugene’s violence. Eugene orders his food, then as he leaves, smacks Hugo’s head. Hugo retaliates. Hugo pushes Eugene down the stairs. Eugene drops the pie which he was about to consume on the floor. Furious, he picks up the pie and runs towards Hugo. I shout out Hugo’s name to warn him. Mince, cheese and pastry rains down. Pie hits Hugo’s top left part of his head. A carnage or mince and cheese is spread on the tuckshop window frame and on Hugo’s forehead and hair. Hugo retaliates once again. Eugene throws some weak punches. I assist to breakup fight (I’m so involved). Fight breaks up and Eugene is called to a teacher. Hugo is made to recall these events, with minced meat all over the show.

There are always dick in this world. It’s these people I hate. These people don’t deserve a place in a developed country.

Hundreds of chickens have been found dead in east China - and a court has ruled that the cause of death was the screaming of a four-year-old boy who in turn had been scared by a barking dog, state media reported.

The bizarre sequence events began when the boy arrived at a village home in the eastern province of Jiangsu in the summer with his father who was delivering bottles of gas, the Nanjing Morning Post reported.

A villager was quoted as saying the little boy bent over the henhouse window, screaming for a long time, after being scared by the dog.

“One neighbour told police that he had heard the boy’s crying that afternoon and another villager confirmed the boy screaming by the henhouse window,” the newspaper said.

A court ruled the boy’s screaming was “the only unexpected abnormal sound” and that 443 chickens trampled each other to death in fear.

The boy’s father was ordered to pay 1800 yuan ($NZ332) in compensation to the owner of the chickens.

Reuters

This is a decal I found on a Toyota 7-seater car. Most of the Japanese imports have ‘funny english’ mottos on the sides of the car, this one is particularly peculiar. A larger car, which was also manufactured by the same company, Toyota, was also spotted with a different motto, however this was on a separate occasion and I fail to recall the ridiculousness of it anyway.

I love to have fun, I love my family and friends. I love this beautiful planet Earth. The reason why I choose this car is because it will totally satisfy my requirements for outdoor living. Well - tomorrow, where shall we go?

If you missed the episode where Elmo wason Rove, you can watch it on YouTube:

Part #1
Part #2

When someone passes gas, odour molecules and bits of faecal matter from that person’s bowels are expelled into the air. How much is released depends on the filtering efficiency of their underwear and pants. Odour molecules are very tiny, so a lot of those escape into the air … they’re what causes your nose to register the bad smell. Particles of faecal matter that are very small, along with intestinal bacteria and other germs, may also make it into the air … and you breathe them in and swallow them.

Oh here’s the crazy Trading Spouses episode I have been talking about: Crazy Woman
mmm, yes very crazy.

I don’t really like rap and this stuff, but this guy is impressive - He doesn’t really suit the ‘beat-boxer image’ and doesn’t act like one either as you will see in the video. But I really enjoy listening to his beat-boxing, which is pretty hard to beat (nice pun, I say). I still think he should become an computer engineer instead of a ‘BB’er. Right click and save as link: schlomobeat.wmv

And oh I say ol’ chaps - good work on the voting, number of unique visitors have also risen by approximately 15%.